Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
How external is "for external use only"?
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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