yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
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I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
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I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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