when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
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If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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