at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
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I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
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I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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