well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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