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(419): View more from Ohio

This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?

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(541): View more from Oregon

You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

I woke up with glitter in my wounds.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.

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(+64): View more from New Zealand

Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.

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(540): View more from Virginia

There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.

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(571): View more from Virginia

I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.

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(815): View more from Illinois

Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford

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