I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
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I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
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Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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