At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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