It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
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I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
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Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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