He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
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