Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
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nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
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Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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