The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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