I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
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Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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