You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
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i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
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look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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