operation have a gay friend backfired
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Randomize
