i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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