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(818): View more from California

you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures

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(630): View more from Illinois

Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work

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(718): View more from New York

you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.

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(708): View more from Illinois

Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.

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(703): View more from Virginia

rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit

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(859): View more from Kentucky

did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring

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(703): View more from Virginia

I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.

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(720): View more from Colorado

Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award

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