Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
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i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
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Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
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