We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
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Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
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Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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