i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Alive.
So much puke
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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