they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
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