I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
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You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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