This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
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I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
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My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
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