YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.