Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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