She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
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French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
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So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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