I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
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I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
It's never too late to be topless.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
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Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
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