brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
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I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
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She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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