your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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