508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
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tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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