You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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