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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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