So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
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My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
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You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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