But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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