Where did you get a picture of my penis
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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