these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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