Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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