It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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