She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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