just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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