We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
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He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
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FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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