What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
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HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
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Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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