Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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