erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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