oh god the rape fog is back!
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
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Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
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I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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