I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
50% drunk capacity currently
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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