North Korea, Best Korea!
she looked like the before picture.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
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I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
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Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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