I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I just want nice things and good sex
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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