Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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