I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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